Already got asked if we're dating
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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