i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
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