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That's how twitter works, right?
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
He shit in the fireplace
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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