woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
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I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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