yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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