May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
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I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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