so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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