Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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