I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
i out mim tonsoeep
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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