i just had sex bonerless
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize