Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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