Walk of Shame. In a state park.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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