So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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