Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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