Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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