pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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