she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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