he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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