why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
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I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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