i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
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I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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