69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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