So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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