People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
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i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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