Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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