Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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