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That's how twitter works, right?
i just google imaged poop.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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