Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
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why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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