oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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