omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
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There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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