I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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