The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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