Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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