I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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yeah...that's gonna come up in court
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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