when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
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Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
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Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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