Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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