Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
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Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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