Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
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She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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