She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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