I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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