You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
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