Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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