Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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