I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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