I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
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It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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