Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
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You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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