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I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
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