so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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