If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
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you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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