In the future we'll all be gay
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Farmville is her only friend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have aggressive nipples.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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