You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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